Life Lessons..1

You ever played fly busters?.lol.do u know what that is?.its when u take like the can that goes over the cake or anything see thru.but it has to be wide..And u take it and approach a fly when its sitting on a wall..But you have to move toward it real quiet.and close your tupperware(lol)over it..after u trap the fly.u can then slide the bowl along the wall and see if the fly gets squished or if its smart and clings to the bowl..or u can try and get the fly into a glass bottle to perform weird experiments on it.lol.yall didnt do that?.well maybe its just me.lol.The only bad thing about flybusters is getting caught with your mothers new bowls with the evidence of a fly in them and dead flies smashed along the side.and then getting a beating.Whats the life lesson here?.i would say dont play flybusters..but its too fun NOT to play.lol.so i guess the lesson is dont get CAUGHT playing flybusters.lol

Martin-G.O.A.T. black comedy t.v series

This is my vote for the greatest of all time black comedy television series. I own the first 4 seasons on dvd and i started watching them as if the real show was back on the air. Every thursday at 8 pm.lol.But i watched them all already. I think my fav season is season 4. It has my favorite episode, the one when Pam got hypnotized by the dentist and came out of the trance acting like Martin..pure comdey. The show featured so many guest stars like Tracy Morgan as hustleman..Bruh Man from the 5th flo(holds up 3 fingers).Stan..Nipsey.and its crazy cuz just about all of them had some kind of catchphrase or funny thing they always did..MArtin of course played a bunch of characters like.Jerome..mama payne.Otis the security guard..Sheneneh jenkins..Roscoe.the lil boy who always knockin on gina door.dragon fly jones.the kung fu expert..bob the white guy that worked with gina..elroy preston..the mechanic and king beef.i can literally watch this show all day every day and get laughs..CLASSIC!!!

The Lost One Series Vol.2

So yea i was talking to this girl from queens. So we were cool and everything but she was basically very erratic in that she would just flip out and act crazy over small things.And i swear i hardly ever knew what she was mad at. So one day she calls me and says she is pregnant..so im like oh really..by who?.lol.because we always used condoms.so she said well the condom must have broke because i just took a pregnacy test and im pregnant.So i told her i wasnt ready for a kid and all that and she said she wasnt ready for one either. So she told me, she needed 400 bucks for an abortions. So at the time i knew nothing about how much an abortion cost or anything like that. So i went and got her the money. Now when we talked on the phone she was all calm and cool but when she came to get the money, she had the craziest attitude. I figured maybe it was because she wanted to keep the baby. So i asked her if thats why she was mad and she said no its because i got her pregnant at all. So yea she left and realyl didnt call me for 4 months. So im like o well its her lost. But one day out of the blue she calls and says she is still pregnant. So i was like word?.Ok cool, in my mind im like well if ima be a father i might as well get used to the idea of it. But i didnt say that to her, i just asked her why she aint been called me and what did she do with the money. So she says Fuck YOU!!me and my girls took that money and went shopping with it. So i was like o ok.well i hope u got what u needed.lol.She was upset that i wasnt mad that she was still pregnant. But what do you know..2 weeks later she calls me crying and kind of upset talking about she lost the baby. So to her on the phone im like its ok.and blah blah u know tryna console her. But in my mind i was like.SEE..thats god wit that karma for ya ass..Thats JUST WHAT U GET!!!.lol..but when i look back on it.i NEVER saw her pregnant.and i really started doubting she ever was..what do u think?.u think she was pregnant?.was it karma?and the fact that she continued calling me and tried to get back with me a full year after that didnt help at all.her own friend told me it was all a lie.so i never gave her the time of day.lol..o yea..SHE LOST 1!!!!