Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Life Lessons..1
You ever played fly busters?.lol.do u know what that is?.its when u take like the can that goes over the cake or anything see thru.but it has to be wide..And u take it and approach a fly when its sitting on a wall..But you have to move toward it real quiet.and close your tupperware(lol)over it..after u trap the fly.u can then slide the bowl along the wall and see if the fly gets squished or if its smart and clings to the bowl..or u can try and get the fly into a glass bottle to perform weird experiments on it.lol.yall didnt do that?.well maybe its just me.lol.The only bad thing about flybusters is getting caught with your mothers new bowls with the evidence of a fly in them and dead flies smashed along the side.and then getting a beating.Whats the life lesson here?.i would say dont play flybusters..but its too fun NOT to play.lol.so i guess the lesson is dont get CAUGHT playing flybusters.lol
Martin-G.O.A.T. black comedy t.v series
This is my vote for the greatest of all time black comedy television series. I own the first 4 seasons on dvd and i started watching them as if the real show was back on the air. Every thursday at 8 pm.lol.But i watched them all already. I think my fav season is season 4. It has my favorite episode, the one when Pam got hypnotized by the dentist and came out of the trance acting like Martin..pure comdey. The show featured so many guest stars like Tracy Morgan as hustleman..Bruh Man from the 5th flo(holds up 3 fingers).Stan..Nipsey.and its crazy cuz just about all of them had some kind of catchphrase or funny thing they always did..MArtin of course played a bunch of characters like.Jerome..mama payne.Otis the security guard..Sheneneh jenkins..Roscoe.the lil boy who always knockin on gina door.dragon fly jones.the kung fu expert..bob the white guy that worked with gina..elroy preston..the mechanic and king beef.i can literally watch this show all day every day and get laughs..CLASSIC!!!
The Lost One Series Vol.2
So yea i was talking to this girl from queens. So we were cool and everything but she was basically very erratic in that she would just flip out and act crazy over small things.And i swear i hardly ever knew what she was mad at. So one day she calls me and says she is pregnant..so im like oh really..by who?.lol.because we always used condoms.so she said well the condom must have broke because i just took a pregnacy test and im pregnant.So i told her i wasnt ready for a kid and all that and she said she wasnt ready for one either. So she told me, she needed 400 bucks for an abortions. So at the time i knew nothing about how much an abortion cost or anything like that. So i went and got her the money. Now when we talked on the phone she was all calm and cool but when she came to get the money, she had the craziest attitude. I figured maybe it was because she wanted to keep the baby. So i asked her if thats why she was mad and she said no its because i got her pregnant at all. So yea she left and realyl didnt call me for 4 months. So im like o well its her lost. But one day out of the blue she calls and says she is still pregnant. So i was like word?.Ok cool, in my mind im like well if ima be a father i might as well get used to the idea of it. But i didnt say that to her, i just asked her why she aint been called me and what did she do with the money. So she says Fuck YOU!!me and my girls took that money and went shopping with it. So i was like o ok.well i hope u got what u needed.lol.She was upset that i wasnt mad that she was still pregnant. But what do you know..2 weeks later she calls me crying and kind of upset talking about she lost the baby. So to her on the phone im like its ok.and blah blah u know tryna console her. But in my mind i was like.SEE..thats god wit that karma for ya ass..Thats JUST WHAT U GET!!!.lol..but when i look back on it.i NEVER saw her pregnant.and i really started doubting she ever was..what do u think?.u think she was pregnant?.was it karma?and the fact that she continued calling me and tried to get back with me a full year after that didnt help at all.her own friend told me it was all a lie.so i never gave her the time of day.lol..o yea..SHE LOST 1!!!!
Friday, August 29, 2008
Is the Child Support system just another tool from the government to keep the black man down?
I ask this because the way the system is setup it seems to me like it is. I know plenty of black men who have to go through the system just because of this. Now if your a dad who doesnt have anything to do with your kids then yes i think you should be made to contribute to them in some type of way. But for the dads who actually take care of their kids and have a job but then are forced to relinquish some of their check for child support is wrong. What im saying is it should be decided in a case by case way. Like let them investigate each case individually and them decide wether that man should be made to pay or not. Make sure its not just some girl trying to get back a guy because he cheated on her or he has another woman and she has no other way to get at him but to make him pay child support. I know plenty of men who would rather take their chances in the streets and hustle and sell poison to their own people than get a job and then have to pay child support. Their thinking is whats the point? i can give my kids more money this way than having them take that out of my check. And i agree. They even lock you up now for not paying. Its insanity. Of course im speaking for the men who actually do spend time with their kids and provide for them. The deadbeats do need to be made to pay or somethin. Dont have the kids if you cant stomach the moms or then decide u dont want kids..YOUR WRONG!!!!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Track of the Month-September-Swagga Like Us
YouTube - TI ft. Kanye, Jay-Z, Wayne - Swagga Like Us [Aug08] *NEW* I know its not september yet but this track is just an instant classic.Sure if u got these four on a track together they could have talked about something more worthwhile. But that doesnt take away from the dopeness of the song..T.i said this is the first track kanye did after his mother passed. Also, Hov wanted this on the blueprint 3. And one more thing..look for young jeezy on the remix.Enjoy!!!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Games Of The Month..August
For ps3 i would have to give it to the new madden.its still pretty much the same and they still have alot to improve but wat they worked on in this one really makes it seem like anybody can just pick up and play it.for XBOX360.ill give it to mercenaries 2 world in flames..a definite pick up.and for the NINTENDO WII.ill give it to hannah montana..THATS RIGHT!!..HANNA MONTANNA!!..the WII is my fav console.ill be buying my kids games for it for a long time..so im quite bias towards it.lol.dont hate
Album Of The Month Review-Nas Untitled
I couldnt deny my blackness and not make this the album of the month. Every black person, hell person period should at least give this album a listen. We all owe it to ourselves. I must admit im more of a jay-z fan than anything else but what nas was saying on this album is as real as it gets. Every track is good. There isnt a wack track on the whole album which is saying alot since most albums that come out now have maybe 6 tracks(and thats stretching it).it used to be only 3 or 4 tracks and u got lucky. But the standout song to me is N.IG.G.E.R..powerful music..You all should go give it a listen.
The Lost One Series Vol.1
This is the first in a series(DUH!!! Obviously)..anyway..here we go. I was involved with a ladyfriend some time ago. Everything was cool, no problems whatsoever. I had no reason to suspect anything foul from her at all. I didnt think she was cheating or doing anything for that matter. So one night while im at her house watching television. She went to take a shower. So me being the Simply complex individual that i am, i saw her cell phone on the nightstand. So naturally i picked it up and went thru it.lol..was i wrong? should i have respected her privacy?.now i know most of the ladies will say yes.but guess what IM GLAD I DID!!!.i went thru her inbox and outbox..in her outbox were multiple messages of her asking SEVERAL different guys were they coming to see her tonight..wait..let me write that again..SEVERAL different guys.lol.on each day it was a different guy..i got sick to my stomach.like i never would have expected that from her..so when she got out of the shower i confronted her amd she told me the most ridiculous reason EVER!!.she said those were all her friends from around where she lives and she just texts them to come thru.so i asked her why..she said to just hang out..so im like ok i guess thats no problem.im glad i didnt overeact.but before i let the situation go.i asked her one more question."did you have sex with any of them"..and she said.yes..every one of them.and she said that like it was as natural as moving your bowels.lol.so yea my friends..SHE LOST 1!!!
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